I'm Not a Genius

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My name is Bailey, and I'm just a critic with a big head.

I'm picky about music, food, people, & pants.  I like sneezing, kombucha, and beef jerky - and I strongly believe that toilet paper should be fed over the top of the roll.

my only accomplishment is
mean disney girls
facebook - facebook.com/dangitbailey 


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likeafieldmouse:

Katrina Kepule - Sit Silently 

You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet, still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet.

—Franz Kafka

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charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD

charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD

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— 6 days ago with 132587 notes
o shit it’s actually me

o shit it’s actually me

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— 6 days ago with 27827 notes

proof that i have no idea how to hold flowers.  or pose for photos.

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