I'm Not a Genius

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My name is Bailey, and I'm just a critic with a big head.

I'm picky about music, food, people, & pants, and I strongly believe that toilet paper should be fed over the top of the roll.

my only accomplishment is
mean disney girls

email - baileymmirving@gmail.com
facebook - facebook.com/dangitbailey
last.fm - last.fm/user/pinkwhig
twitter - twitter.com/dangitbailey


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Great Moments In American History: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill congratulate each other for swimming with a topless brunette woman in Miami in February of 2013 while hiding their own shapeless bodies under modest t-shirts

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i’ve been watching vines for like four hours

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gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

me right now

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