Completely Unnecessary Things to Know 

My name is Bailey, and I’m just a critic with a big head. 

I am 23.  I am a girl.  

I’m an art school drop out.

I like Bob Dylan and Bill Murray.

stuff I enjoy: cooking, mansard roofs, camel cigarettes, red bull, vodka, combat boots, leggings, depressing foreign films, kitsch, punk rock, dr. pepper, british humor, owls, historical fashion, villains, japanese crap, black coffee, taxidermied animals, frozen yogurt, folk music, semicolons, bad horror movies, pizza, hedgehogs, shakespeare, inappropriate needlepoint, plaid flannel shirts, existentialism, old records, cheap wine, candles, bones, hookahs, microwave popcorn, ice cream sandwiches, being barefoot, sleeping all day, and staying up all night.