thecalmwasdeceptive: survivor-trek: geekboots: to meekly go where other people have already been shy trek into darkness (but with a night light)
Feeling a little guilty about having Tuesday, Saturday, and Sunday off this week since I need the money. But I just cleaned my entire apartment, which desperately needed to be done, so at least I’ve had a successful day off. Plus Eric and I took a long walk in the nice weather, so bonus! Two more days until we get paid. Totally broke. Sucks. But Friday I’m going to NH for...
whatsacanada: who lives in a pineapple under the sea
darrynek: *applying for eHarmony* “what do you look for most in a partner?” Big Fucken Titys *i hit enter and high five everyone within a 5 mile radius*
octopenis: An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
kamukuraizuru: Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
grant street is always people yelling sirens things breaking and we don’t know
espressobean: beingnerdtastic: i wish people courted like birds do like if some guy fancied me he would dress up in bright colours and dance to get my attention They used to do that, it was called “The 80s”.