April 2011
OH MY GOD WORLD INFERNO WILL BE AT PORT CITY MAY...
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Andy saying "Hi Tuna..." all quiet to Jim in the...
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imma-burr replied to your post: imma-burr replied to your post: imma-burr replied… OK~ Well, seein’ you is more important than my dvds. I AM EXCITE.
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imma-burr replied to your post: imma-burr replied to your photo: GPOY ALL… YES. YES. YES. YES. I LIKE THIS PLAN. NICE.  Also I still have your Fight Club and Tekkonkinkreet DVDs!
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imma-burr replied to your photo: GPOY ALL NIGHT »;; I leave Tuesday. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  And I have to be in NH tomorrow and Sunday.  :( HANG SUNDAY NIGHT/MONDAY?!
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adifferentthought-deactivated20 asked: Love the blog, especially the description. :P
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tldr; a short story I wrote a couple years ago
Spoons by Bailey Irving Alison introduced me to him in front of the yellow coffee shop. She said his name was Malcolm Brown.  It was a stupid name, I thought.  He didn’t say anything.  He stood there and stared at the ground.  The first thing I noticed about this kid was his acne.  The second thing I noticed was the drawing of a boy wearing a bunny suit on the leg of his jeans,...
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Fact #45
I lost my passport at the airport in Amsterdam on my way back to America, and they LET ME ON THE PLANE ANYWAY.   When I got to customs in the States, they were like “WHAT THE FUCK THEY LET YOU ON THE PLANE?!” And I was just like “BITCH YEAH IT’S AMSTERDAM WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?”   And they checked my bags to make sure I didn’t bring any sheep or dirt or whatever...
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bitterf-ruit asked: I love those True Stories that you post.
They are HILARIOUS and you are quite an interesting person :D
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True story: The liaison officer who works at my brother’s high school has a porn star daughter.  Aaand the kids at the high school found out and they would slip pictures of her under the door to his office, which would super duper piss him off for obvious reasons. SO, during my freshman year at college I was explaining this to my friend, and I couldn’t remember what the porn star...
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I’ve never been arrested but once I was almost charged with a reckless endangerment felony.
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TOSH.0 JUST MADE A 'DRINKING OUT OF CUPS'...
And even though everyone and their mother has seen that now I still think it’s funny so shut up.
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marrymejasonsegel asked: So I swear I actually can read, but everytime you mentioned your sootball tattoo, I thought you were saying "softball." So I wasn't sure why people were like AMAGAWD about it.

But now it all makes sense.

Is this sootball more My Neighbor Totoro, or Howl's Moving Castle? <3
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scianaphobia asked: How did your fiance propose?
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democracy-of-hypocracy asked: OHMAHGAWD SOOTBALL TATTOO

Can I just worship you?
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aydreeahnuhhh replied to your photo: A better picture of my new sootball tattoo. It’s… how’d that feel? was thinking about getting some words on my skin this summer… You know, I was expecting it to hurt a lot more than my other tattoos, but it really didn’t.  The only tattoo that I have that actually hurt was the top of my foot.  :-)
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atticstring: Oh y’know, just singin’ “Big Pimpin’” to myself while pooping. Riley, look at your life.  Look at your choices. (I wholeheartedly approve!)
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