first world problems today:
#1 ME: “I can’t light my cigarette because I have a cookie in my hand.” #2 ME: “I keep taking shots of vodka and then forgetting that I don’t have soda to chase it with.”
friend: my roommate called and I didn’t pick up. I know he’s either...
Who wants me to draw them? I will require a picture of you, of course. And also, I want to draw everyone with their favorite animal, so make sure you include that as well!
SO WHAT IF I EAT LUNCH AT 6PM
AND DINNER AT 10PM. ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT.