My name is Bailey, and I'm just a critic with a big head.
I am an art school drop-out. I live in Portland, Maine.
I sell silly things in the Old Port.
I'm picky about music, food, people, and pants, and I strongly believe that toilet paper should be fed over the top of the roll.
I enjoy extreme slutty cuddling, not getting stabbed, and protecting the world from zombies.
I also drink too much and don't sleep enough. Mostly, I post stupid things and pictures of my animals.
aim - pinkwhig
email - baileymmirving@gmail.com
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
kiki my cat
Me and my other kitty Lily. This is how I always look.
I will be totally like this tomorrow =P.
i’ve been counting out my money on my bed too. but i think she has more than me
Money and pussy. I love Kiki’s Delivery Service too much.