I'm Not a Genius

My name is Bailey, and I'm just a critic with a big head.

I am an art school drop-out. I live in Portland, Maine.

I sell silly things in the Old Port.

I'm picky about music, food, people, and pants, and I strongly believe that toilet paper should be fed over the top of the roll.

I enjoy extreme slutty cuddling, not getting stabbed, and protecting the world from zombies.

I also drink too much and don't sleep enough. Mostly, I post stupid things and pictures of my animals.

aim - pinkwhig
email - baileymmirving@gmail.com

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