My name is Bailey, and I'm just a critic with a big head.

I am an art school drop-out. I live in Portland, Maine.

I sell silly things in the Old Port.

I'm picky about music, food, people, and pants, and I strongly believe that toilet paper should be fed over the top of the roll.

I enjoy extreme slutty cuddling, not getting stabbed, and protecting the world from zombies.

I also drink too much and don't sleep enough. Mostly, I post stupid things and pictures of my animals.

aim - pinkwhig
email - baileymmirving@gmail.com

 

  1. thestarvingteens replied:
  2. pomegranate-sparkle reblogged this from theyjudgemeanyway and added:
    forever reblog. this is my favorite thing in the entire world
  3. thebittencucumber reblogged this from wheres-your-imagination
  4. wild-america reblogged this from oh-woah
  5. guh-bad-up-yuhmada reblogged this from albertothedonkey and added:
    we don’t ‘DO’ alcohol we DRINK it!
  6. sunbittenskin reblogged this from lillac-wine
  7. fubarbeque reblogged this from leg1limens
  8. albertothedonkey reblogged this from freefallthroughfate
  9. moonchild-felicia reblogged this from thefingerfucker
  10. skyhiiiggghhh reblogged this from leafeonglaceon
  11. leafeonglaceon reblogged this from thoughtfulthinking
  12. caitaight reblogged this from thefingerfucker