I'm Not a Genius

My name is Bailey, and I'm just a critic with a big head.

I'm picky about music, food, people, and pants, and I strongly believe that toilet paper should be fed over the top of the roll.

I enjoy extreme slutty cuddling, not getting stabbed, and protecting the world from zombies.

I also drink too much and don't sleep enough.

my only accomplishment is
mean disney girls

email - baileymmirving@gmail.com
facebook - facebook.com/dangitbailey
last.fm - last.fm/user/pinkwhig