My name is Bailey, and I'm just a critic with a big head.
I am an art school drop-out. I live in Portland, Maine.
I sell silly things in the Old Port.
I'm picky about music, food, people, and pants, and I strongly believe that toilet paper should be fed over the top of the roll.
I enjoy extreme slutty cuddling, not getting stabbed, and protecting the world from zombies.
I also drink too much and don't sleep enough. Mostly, I post stupid things and pictures of my animals.
aim - pinkwhig
email - baileymmirving@gmail.com
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
important parts of american politics
I laughed so hard when this showed up during the debate.
Reason number 408 that I regret getting Eagle Scout
^^^ THAT … is fuckin funny !!
laughed so hard when this showed up during
I heard his Service Project was starting the only Rape Hotline where they tell you it’s your fault for being a whore.