My name is Bailey, and I'm just a critic with a big head.

I am an art school drop-out. I live in Portland, Maine.

I sell silly things in the Old Port.

I'm picky about music, food, people, and pants, and I strongly believe that toilet paper should be fed over the top of the roll.

I enjoy extreme slutty cuddling, not getting stabbed, and protecting the world from zombies.

I also drink too much and don't sleep enough. Mostly, I post stupid things and pictures of my animals.

aim - pinkwhig
email - baileymmirving@gmail.com

 

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I laughed so hard when this showed up during the debate.

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I laughed so hard when this showed up during the debate.

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  4. c-newt said: Truefax: I know people in scouts who are going to get all pissed of and say “He IS an eagle scout. No one WAS an Eagle Scout.” In related news, I hate the fucking boy scouts.
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    Reason number 408 that I regret getting Eagle Scout
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    ^^^ THAT … is fuckin funny !!
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    laughed so hard when this showed up during
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    I heard his Service Project was starting the only Rape Hotline where they tell you it’s your fault for being a whore.
  13. pantslessprogressive said: THE BABY CREATION CANDIDATE.
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