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My name is Bailey, and I'm just a critic with a big head.
I am an art school drop-out.
I'm picky about music, food, people, and pants, and I strongly believe that toilet paper should be fed over the top of the roll.
I enjoy extreme slutty cuddling, not getting stabbed, and protecting the world from zombies.
I also drink too much and don't sleep enough.
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A Beauty’s Love
1 oz. ginger vodka
1 oz. ginger brandy
2 oz. dark chocolate liqueur
Light cream
Shaved dark chocolate
Crystalized ginger
Rim martini glass with chocolate shavings. Shake vodka, brandy, and liqueur over ice and strain into glass. Fill with light cream and garnish with a piece of crystalized ginger.
This cocktail is both rich and subtle. The combination of smooth chocolate and spicy ginger create an interesting and intimate flavor.
Belle is my favorite so I gave her the drink I’d want most haaaaaa~
Tumblr Nutella Bomb
1 oz. vanilla vodka
2 oz. Frangelico
1 oz. Bailey’s Irish Creme
1 scoop Vanilla ice cream
1 tablespoon Nutella
Pepperidge Farm Pirouette
Blend vodka, Frangelico, Bailey’s, ice cream, and Nutella in a blender. Pour into a highball glass. Garnish with a Pirouette. Enjoy it alone in front of the computer.
Weapon X
2 oz. Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey
2 oz. brandy
1 oz. cinnamon liqueur
Hot spiced cider
Pour whiskey, brandy, and liqueur into a mug. Fill with hot cider. Or just drink a 12 pack of Molsons.
The Leslie Knope
1 oz. raspberry rum
2 oz. key lime rum
1 oz. raspberry liqueur
Sparkling lemonade
Vanilla ice cream
Sugar
Whipped cream
Maraschino cherries
Rim a hurricane glass with sugar. Shake the rum and liquor over ice and strain into the glass. Fill with sparkling lemonade. Top with a scoop of ice cream and cover with whipped cream. Garnish with 5 maraschino cherries.
