big black dick rum (Taken with Instagram)
I am an art school drop-out.
I'm picky about music, food, people, and pants, and I strongly believe that toilet paper should be fed over the top of the roll.
I enjoy extreme slutty cuddling, not getting stabbed, and protecting the world from zombies.
I also drink too much and don't sleep enough.I'm Not a Genius
A Beauty’s Love
1 oz. ginger vodka
1 oz. ginger brandy
2 oz. dark chocolate liqueur
Shaved dark chocolate
Rim martini glass with chocolate shavings. Shake vodka, brandy, and liqueur over ice and strain into glass. Fill with light cream and garnish with a piece of crystalized ginger.
This cocktail is both rich and subtle. The combination of smooth chocolate and spicy ginger create an interesting and intimate flavor.
Belle is my favorite so I gave her the drink I’d want most haaaaaa~
Tumblr Nutella Bomb
1 oz. vanilla vodka
2 oz. Frangelico
1 oz. Bailey’s Irish Creme
1 scoop Vanilla ice cream
1 tablespoon Nutella
Pepperidge Farm Pirouette
Blend vodka, Frangelico, Bailey’s, ice cream, and Nutella in a blender. Pour into a highball glass. Garnish with a Pirouette. Enjoy it alone in front of the computer.
2 oz. Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey
2 oz. brandy
1 oz. cinnamon liqueur
Hot spiced cider
Pour whiskey, brandy, and liqueur into a mug. Fill with hot cider. Or just drink a 12 pack of Molsons.
The Leslie Knope
1 oz. raspberry rum
2 oz. key lime rum
1 oz. raspberry liqueur
Vanilla ice cream
Rim a hurricane glass with sugar. Shake the rum and liquor over ice and strain into the glass. Fill with sparkling lemonade. Top with a scoop of ice cream and cover with whipped cream. Garnish with 5 maraschino cherries.