My name is Bailey, and I'm just a critic with a big head.
I'm picky about music, food, people, and pants, and I strongly believe that toilet paper should be fed over the top of the roll.
I enjoy extreme slutty cuddling, not getting stabbed, and protecting the world from zombies.
I also drink too much and don't sleep enough.
my only accomplishment is
mean disney girls
email - baileymmirving@gmail.com
facebook - facebook.com/dangitbailey
last.fm - last.fm/user/pinkwhig
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
this bitch was fun for about 5 minutes.
COS I’M A LADY
my 11th birthday was such a disappointment.
(Source: x3)
narcissas | westwick | charadesninja:
Matilda (1996)
